We start out by immediately playing an AMAZING band… LOL, Just kidding, Jeff Rains Sucks!
It’s the greatest week of all… the week that Walking Dead comes back to TV… While you wait on that, enjoy an AWESOME episode of WhiskeyBoy Radio! We start with Shoutouts, a reminder to shop amazon.com using our link, dog shit dna, Nothing More, Admiral Grey and some great music… we kick off with music from a Dallas band with a smokin’ hot front lady, Silver Loves Mercury, then the insanity… A man who becomes a widower when his cow-wife dies and several stories involving teeth and the human penis! Dirty word of the day teaches us a GREAT lesson about a flying camel and for our Top 10 we do the top 10 politically incorrect celebrities! A Tune by now defunct Dallas rockers Strongpoint, then we do idiotic political comments from celebrities, useless information and of course, Sick ass jokes!
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Phenomenal show, bitches! This show has EVERYTHING – shout outs, jokes, sex toys, Olympics, music, odd jobs, stoned podcasters, conspiracies and MORE! We feature music from 3 of the bands that are playing WhiskeyBoy Radio’s Broadcasting for Boobies, August 4th at Tomcat’s West in Fort Worth: Triple SP, Meridian & Night Gallery. We start the show talking about what an epic party this week is going to be, with birthdays and benefit shows. We do shout outs to listeners AND an update to the WhiskeyBoy vs Jeff Rains grudge! We spend some time talking about the 2012 Olympics in London and then move on to a NEW bit, Titled: “Jeremy’s Pissy Moment of the Week”.. where he let’s us know what’s got him in a hissy! We then talk about Gay Tards, Bunny Crushing, Odd Jobs, and Sex Toys… somewhere in there we talk about Stoner GPS systems and make fun of Chrys Starr’s recent date night! We wrap the show with a call from all 6 of the cast members of the WBR: East Coast show, in which Mizz Kellie expresses her love and desire for some hot WhiskeyBoy action! We then talk sex toys and the list of sexual activities we’d like to try with none other than Zoe Starr. All in all it’s a FANTASTIC show and well over 2 hours of GLORIOUS entertainment!
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It’s an episode with Chrys Starr and Producer Lants at the controls… WhiskeyBoy is sick as fuck so he takes the night off. It’s an episode that can be called a lovely little bitch fest. Chrys and Lants go off about ADD, Ponies, Door to Door sales bitches, church and much more, including: Fat fucks, people who don’t participate, ugly people and dumb people! And… where is the worst place you could drink fresh milk from??? AND, Bruce Springsteen is the Boss of Someone’s Cock!? Find out what the guys think about the US Prison system, and how they would handle over population and prison riots. AND, a top 10 list of the dumbest lawsuits filed in 2011. They end the show talking about the Bacon Coffin… and of course… take some time to say FUCK YOU to Jeff Rains!
Some random, but somehow connected topics fill this show… this show that is sadly and noticeably missing our producer. WhiskeyBoy feels like crap and he’s had a shitty day.. he will tell you all about it… we try to get ahold of Jeff Rains to let him tell his story, but can only get ahold of the bar his wife works at and his Manger (who, in my opinion, was about to help Jeff Fire up the Auto Tune before he took the stage). We also talk about the Kony 2012 thing and other randomness… no prank calls tonight. BUT, we do play some ‘live’ Rains so that you can see for yourselves if they are crap or NOT. ENjoy… we’ll be back with an exciting show next week. call us at 817-727-8888
Jeff Rains of the Band Rains has been called out! We await his response!
SEE THE VIDEO HERE:
Following is the Facebook comments preceeding my video response.
GREAT review of the Rains show from last month is up at http://themusicenthusiast.com/ – “Besides being pissed off, I’d also say that this was the saddest fucking excuse of a performance I have ever seen.” There is MY favorite quote… go give it a read! Very insightful! Much love to Jordan Buford for ALL he does for music!
Hey Katie did you tell them about the part where you’re a complete scam artist and treated us like absolute shit ALL day and didn’t pay us our guarantee or comply with ANYTHING in our contract and now we’re suing you? Fucking promoter my ass. I love all of you morons that think you can call yourself a “Promoter” and think it’s completely ok to fuck over bands. We should have listened to all of the Local Bands you put on the show who made it very clear that you’re a complete worthless waste of human space, and tried to convince us that we shouldn’t even play the show BEFORE we went on. Don’t you worry i’ll be sending WhiskeyBoy Blake, Jordan Buford, and Stephen Keith Page a VERY detailed email on EXCACTLY what went down that day so they can all know why it appeared we gave “the saddest fucking excuse of a performance” they’ve ever seen. I hope you sleep well at night knowing all the bands you take advantage of. I can only IMAGINE some of the other shit you’ve pulled. I feel sorry for you, and all other “Promoters” Like you. Actually now that I think about it i’ll go ahead and copy all of your friends/bands on your “Promoter” page on the email I send out with details of the events of that day. Probably a good idea to let everyone you’re involved with know what your about so no one else gets ripped off right? I would hate for you to have to take too much time from all of your strenuous “promoting” efforts due to dealing with all of these lawsuits that are inevitably coming your way!
Wow… that was a pretty shitty response from someone who didn’t put on a performance worth my $10 door charge… I’d be really interested to hear the side of the story that you guys offer up… but EVERYTHING else aside… is it right for you guys to half-ass a performance and cut it short, because your rock star egos got hurt over some bullshit? I don’t care what the situation… there is not a forgivable reason to pull the plug on a show that ANYONE showed up to see… bottom line… You guys need new and better management. Maybe get over yourself and get on a fucking label so you can get the attention, time and work you obviously need. Still… interested to hear your side of the story that would make it ok to stop a show mid-set when people showed up to hear you play.
Oh trust me that wasn’t a shitty response. Based on the way we were treated and the fact that Katie conned us into driving clear to arlington with absolutely NO INTENTION of paying us what she was contractually obligated to pay, and broke every single other term in the contract, that was an EXTREMELY nice response. Don’t you worry i’ll be sending out that email just to let everyone know the full extent of what happened that day. And rock start egos??? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah here’s my ego: I have a wife and a four year old daughter and my JOB that puts FOOD on my families table and a ROOF over their head is to play music. There’s this odd thing that happens when you work any other job; YOU GET PAID!!!!!! So yes I have a massive ego that’s called “I have to take care of my family”. I love that a promoter like this can completely screw a band over and it’s viewed as the band being “assholes”, not the truth, which is the promoter completely lied, scammed us, and broke an entire contract.
I’m not saying this to Rains or any performer specifically, but just in general. As a musician who has played a few less-than-optimal gigs, you NEVER short-change ANYONE in the audience. You always give 110% to the people in attendance, bec…See More
WhiskeyBoy Blake Jeremy’s comment is right on point with where I am going with this… No one will ever give two shits about the behind the scenes problems and bullshit that every band goes through… but they will remember when a band stops their set in the middle or when then tour manager jumps on stage and starts unplugging shit.
Hahaha. Awesome. You guys live in a very interesting delusional world. So basically what your saying is; if your job said “we need you to work 15 hours today, but we are NOT going to pay you a thing”, you’d be ok with that? I’m done with this discussion.
First off, thank you Stephen! Glad you liked it & I do hope you’ll come back to my blog. I make a few new posts a week, so check back whenever you get some free time & you’ll probably find something new.
WOW! This really took an interesting turn, didn’t it? I’m looking forward to that email too, Jeff. Also, I was told and had heard there was supposed to be another band on the bill who was touring with y’all (3 Pill Morning) and since they were a no show that was a breach of contract.
Jeremy, I agree with you buddy. I may not be in a band or have any musical skill, but I feel when you step on stage you are obligated to play for whatever the specified length of time is. And I know you (Jeremy) have. I’ve seen some Night Gallery shows where y’all have a less than stellar attendance, but still give it your all. Also, I’m not a fan of Lady Gaga by any means, but I heard a portion of an interview she did recently where she said you need to treat the stadium shows like they are the small bar gigs, and any show in a bar you need to act as if the biggest show you’ll ever play.
After these comments Jeff has un-friended or Blocked us on Facebook, so I saved the comments here… We now are waiting for the email from Jeff and his response!
The show goes into a debate for the ages, thanks to our live listener participation! We talk about the Overscene, Kennedy, Ursa & Krash Rover show at the Aardvark, we talk about Done Deal and upcoming shows, we talk about iCloud and Producer Lance teaches up how to replace the screen in our iPads! WhiskeyBoy vents about people mocking other’s beliefs. We play music from KILLER rock group Underride, and we talk about seeing them in Arlington with Rains (and we have PLENTY to say about Rains’ show!). Dirty word of the day, a political debate and the FIRST EVER, Political Rally for WhiskeyBoy for President all take place in the first hour! Tank wraps the first hour with some tales of assault and WhiskeyBoy reminds everyone about the time he was arrested at the movies!
The second hour kicks off with conspiracy theories about everything in the government, We have some fun with our live listeners and, of course, Love Poems with Tank… and then… to wrap up the show… Tank tells us that he wants to have SEX with a FETUS! Yup… the show ends THAT way!
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What do Pop icon Whitney Houston, Rock group Rains and Texas Rockers Done Deal have in common? They are the ONLY TOPICS we cover in this episode.. not really, but we make a lot of Dead Whitney Jokes! We play an interview with Jeff Rains, frontman of the nationally touring group RAINS, (we find out Jeff’s preference involving Boxers or Briefs, Beer or Liquor and Tits or Ass!) then we play their killer tune “Look in My Eyes”, special guest hosts are the band Done Deal… all chilling with us on Skype and bringing an interesting twist to the show. We talk Whitney Houston, Crack Hoes, Flu Epidemics, Chipmunk masturbation and SO much more… along with a tune from Done Deal!
In the second hour we have the return of Love Poems with Tank and we play ‘Would you rather’ with Done Deal… see who wants to stick an electric eel up their ass! Plus i’m pretty sure we mention McCaully Culkin havin THE AIDS… and we all joke about him snorting Whitney Houston’s dead body. AND we uncover the terrifying truth to Michael Jackson’s death. We also talk about how the Catholic church really picks the pope! It’s an EXCITING show.. but to hear the whole thing, you have to be a Dark Side Subscriber… memberships start at $15!
OK, folks.. it’s the grudge match for the ages… The Butt stuffing, interior decorating Queers in one corner… the wholesome, bible wielding Christians in the other… DON’T MISS IT! Plus we talk Boobs, breast cancer, fortune cookies, and all sorts of bullshit… of COURSE WhiskeyBoy spends the first section of the show losing his mind. Along with Chrys Starr and Producer Lance we hope you enjoy this episode of The Double Shot Podcast. Visit us on facebook at www.facebook.com/doubleshotpodcast … and until next time, enjoy the madness!!!