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WBR #161 – WhiskeyBoy’s Farewell, and a RimShot!

Alrighty, Bitches and Bitchettes… this is it.  The End Has come.  Please enjoy this final offering from WhiskeyBoy.  It features and interview with Dallas band, Thrown, as well as their  tune “Drunk on Hate”, some drunk people at Trees and several sessions recorded at Reno’s Chop Shop with WhiskeyBoy, Jordan and Justice.  A final goodbye from WhiskeyBoy Radio’s founder and longtime host, WhiskeyBoy.  We talk about old times, give shout outs and thanks to all the cast members from years gone by, we talk about WHERE WhiskeyBoy is going and why he will be gone… we play a few of his favorite songs and he gives a final dedication via a song from Nothing More. And yes… I DO tell the story of a cross dressing guy, who looked a lot like Mariah Carrie, rubbing me down!

“Thank you to everyone who has been a friend and a fan for the past 5 1/2 years.  This show has been an amazing part of my life and I’m glad that so many of you could share in my life on a weekly basis… I will miss you all!” – WhiskeyBoy

Thrown - https://www.facebook.com/getthrown

Nothing More - https://www.facebook.com/nothingmore

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WBR #160 – Nate Calls & I’d Rather Have Sex With A Rusty Nail!

It’s a super show, folks.  Check it out, Bitches and Bitchettes, we’ve got some great music on the show, first we play The Dangits and later in the show we have Admiral Grey‘s AWESOME cover of “Set Fire To The Rain” by Adele.  We spend some time talking about WhiskeyBoy’s plans for his Presidential Campaign, and how he’s going to do Washington and the White House differently! We have a Clown related dirty word, top 10 Unnecessary Scientific Studies and a voicemail from a douche bag FM Radio Jock (We later figured out who the caller was)! Enjoy the show… give us a call at 817-727-8888 and like our facebook page at www.facebook.com/whiskeyboyradio

The Dangits - http://www.facebook.com/dangits

Admiral Grey - http://www.facebook.com/AdmiralGreyRocks

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WBR #159 – Justice’s Fucking Tits!

Good stuff on this show… Some more great banter between WhiskeyBoy, Jordan, and Justice.  We go over “The Rules” for women when is comes to dealing with me… Get ready for it, Ladies! We have a top 10 of Things actually said during a rectal exam, and some hilarious 911 calls and jokes!  We feature music from 2 killer acts, Thrown and Meridian and eventually we discover how Justice prefers her boobs to be referred to.  Enjoy the show… give us a shout at 817-727-8888 or get us on Facebook.

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Thrown - http://www.facebook.com/getthrown

Meridian - http://www.facebook.com/meridiannation

 

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WBR #156 – The Horseman Baby!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we bring you the plan that was hatched to create… The Horse-man Baby!  A bit of a wild show… we talk about our killer show coming up at Renos Chop Shop on the 30th of March, we play some great new music from The Taking ( http://www.facebook.com/thetakingband ) and Long Sword Spectacular ( http://www.facebook.com/longswordspectacular ). We have Life Hacks, Horse Fuckers,  and the LAND SHARK (amazing!). This week our top 10 features the most mind blowing facts we could find… it’s nuts! We have some jokes and a 911 call about a dick stuck some where! We end the show talking about a guy who married 3 sisters and almost got his ass kicked for it!

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Music from the Show:

Long Sword Spectacular in iTunes!

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WBR #154 – Beef Strokin Off, Under a BUCK!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, Lovers!!  We’ve got a show filled with love, oral sex, and dirty ass female rappers!  We start with a tune about loving up on the Ding Ding Dong (tra la la) and move on to a story about dead dogs and keeping hundreds of doggie ding dongs in your fridge (can you feel the love?).  We play a tune from People on Vacation and from Space Camp, and the hits keep on comin! We have some lovin’ advice for men who want to go ‘down town’ for their ladies… and what NOT to do if you don’t want to get your ass beat BY your lady (hint, don’t cum first!), plus a story about a naked bugler who shits, masturbates and freaks out when he gets busted!  Dirty word of the day and top 10 NASTY female rappers (Khia, Lil KimAzealia Banks, Foxy Brown, Nicki Minaj, Trina, Salt-N-Peppa, and Iggy Azalea), we then discuss the difference between all genres of music (with

a GREAT illustration!)… we end with, as usual, useless facts and this week… some FUNNY ass jokes… seriously… we laughed out asses off! 

Thanks for tuning in, enjoy the show, share with your mom and give us a call 817-727-8888!

People on Vacation Music!

Space Camp Music!

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WBR #153 – Penis Problems & The Flying Camel

We start out by immediately playing an AMAZING band… LOL, Just kidding, Jeff Rains Sucks!

It’s the greatest week of all… the week that Walking Dead comes back to TV… While you wait on that, enjoy an AWESOME episode of WhiskeyBoy Radio! We start with Shoutouts, a reminder to shop amazon.com using our link, dog shit dna, Nothing More, Admiral Grey and some great music… we kick off with music from a Dallas band with a smokin’ hot front lady, Silver Loves Mercury, then the insanity… A man who becomes a widower when his cow-wife dies and several stories involving teeth and the human penis!  Dirty word of the day teaches us a GREAT lesson about a flying camel and for our Top 10 we do the top 10 politically incorrect celebrities! A Tune by now defunct Dallas rockers Strongpoint, then we do idiotic political comments from celebrities, useless information and of course, Sick ass jokes!

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Silver Loves Mercury- Buy their music!

Strongpoint Music!

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WBR# 151 – Play Action Fake, Is Jordan Gay?

Welcome to the new format of the show, folks.  We go over it all in great detail, then we hit the show… starting with a joke, a BAD joke, and they get worse!  We talk about the Meridian CD Release show at Trees, Broadcasting for Boobies and what we’ve been up to. We continue to get great interaction from our live audience… even some people who hate us!  Then we play a tune by Meridian, we come back with the Dirty Word of The Day (two actually, both Sexually Related), then we go over the 20 annoying things that you are doing on Facebook, we get sidetracked a LOT during this top 20 and even stop to play Dj Earworm’s 2012 mashup of all the great hip hop tunes from the year.  Plus a LOT of faggot talk, a presidential campaign speech from WhiskeyBoy and more insanity.  Then we play a tune from Dawn Over Zero (Austin Band), and end the show with a combo of useless food facts and

REALLY nasty jokes (you have been warned!).  We also talk about the orgasmic experience that is The Hobbit Movie!

Enjoy the show, check us out on facebook and twitter, call our comment line at 817-727-8888 (leave a voice mail and you’ll become famous), check us out in iTunes and leave a review of the show.  Also, checkout the links below to get the music we played on the show!

Meridian – Meridian EP

Dawn Over Zero – iTunes Link

 

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WBR #147 – vintage – Tank’s Big Date & Animal News! (Sept.2008)

We are bringing you an oldie but a goodie!  It’s WhiskeyBoy Radio: Season 3 Episode 28 from September of 2008.    This is one of the great episodes of the WBR past.  It features the 3 founding members WhiskeyBoy, Tank and Sexy News Girl Dani in the height of their glory and even has the debut of Dot Com Sarah on this episode.  Live callers and all the goodness from the late 2008 season of the show! It was super fun and here are the details.  ENJOY this old school episode of the show!

It was a spectacular show folks.  We were live on blogtv and had our brand new cast member, Dot Com Sarah, in the house!  We played 2 songs from a GREAT duo Ryashon, out of Pittsburgh (They play awesome Metal and cool covers). AND we played a tune off Overscene’s CD, and gave away an autographed copy live on the show.  Dani had news, all about animals; We talked about Tank’s date with Sarah (VIDEO of the date HERE); We took calls live on the show and had a grand old time!  Video of the crazy happenings on the video show after the podcast was over are available on our Media Page.  Call in anytime with comments, questions or jokes at our NEW number -  817-727-8888!  Vote for us on Podcast Alley and subscribe via iTunnes!  Stay Tuned for the next episode of WhiskeyBoy Radio!

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WBR #141 – Grip it and Boom, Back Door Bob!

An exciting show… we have special guest, Jordan “The Music Enthusiast” in studio for the show and we have a LONG call with the East Coast crew and Sexy News Girl Dani joins us for a bit.  It gets NUTS!  We talk about Talent, Nothing More, Empire State Building shootings, politics, Virtual Strippers, Top 10 things NOT to say to the father when picking up his daughter for a date, Alaskan Fire Dragons, Masturbation technique, Celebrity retards, a Pissy moment from Torch, a call from Jeremy, Another Zombie attack and MUCH MUCH more… including WhiskeyBoy getting MAJORLY sexually frustrated in the middle of the show.  Enjoy, subscribe to us, give us a call sometime with a shout out at 817-727-8888 and we’ll see ya next time.  Tell your Mom I said HI!

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Double Shot # 28 – A Day to Catch Up.

We talk about some SERIOUS topics on this show… like tv shows and other very important things that I cannot remember.  But it was fun, with some bits of hilarious thrown in there… Enjoy this episode featuring WhiskeyBoy, Chrys Starr and Producer Lants (when he FINALLY gets his shit together and completes a phone call).  We also have another Campaign promise from the WhiskeyBoy 2016 campaign.

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