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Double Shot #35 – Punch in the face & The Virgin Sacrifice!

Well now… Here is the story of me punching an asshole in the face!  WhiskeyBoy has had enough… and I almost feel sorry for the douche bag that finally pushed him to the limit… ALMOST!  We start with BREAKING NEWS about accidents in Missouri, then the face punch story, then a GREAT tune from local rockers, Redefine!  After the song we have a missing clip from the night that the lights when out at the WhiskeyBoy Radio studios, a song for Shag the Fag and then another clip from the power outtage, where our new cohost, Justice, calls a friend and he tells an adventurous story of Virgin Sacrifice!

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Redefine - http://www.facebook.com/RedefineBand

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WBR #155 – Bruce Willis, Save us from the Meteors!

Meteor showers, Assholes, Shout outs, Perks for Prisoners, a memory of 3 worthless things and some GREAT new music! We kick off this show with shout outs, including a special shout to our 500th facebook fan!  We talk about new shows on the network, an upcoming show brought to you by WhiskeyBoy Radio and The Music Enthusiast! We also have some upgrades to the website that you should check out!! We have some great music from Page 9 ( http://www.facebook.com/Page9theband ) and Vinyl Pilot ( http://www.facebook.com/vinylpilot ).  We talk about assholes at the Elementary school and Walmart… and WhiskeyBoy goes OFF on someone who mocks the death of American Hero Chris Kyle.  We’ve got a dirty word, top 10 list of shit that prisoners get and we talk about the Russian meteorites, and we need Bruce Willis to save us.  We end the show with jokes and Jordan’s new bit – Hilarious 911 calls… this week a lady wants the cops to ‘enforce her bacon burger!”

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WBR #149 – Hallelujah Pigs & Hairless Asses!

WE’RE BACK… it’s been a LONG off season, but WhiskeyBoy Radio is BACK, bitches!  We’ve got WhiskeyBoy on the mic and J-Dawg Jordan sitting in the co-host chair for the return of the podcast.  We have some fun this episode, we talk about 2012 and how glorious it was, top 10 news stories of the year, Broadcasting for Boobies 2, Hairless asses and their benefit and we are joined in the chatroom by some fans and friends.  We play a KILLER song from the Dallas band Burning Slow, we do shout outs and we start the show with some hilarious musical antics from Facebook!  Thanks for checking out the Podcast… subscribe via iTunes or the Stitcher Radio app and tell a friend. THEN call us up at 817-727-8888 and leave a voice mail, we’ll play it on the show and you will be

famous.

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WBR #146 – Bullies and Your Boner

Hey… quick show here… cause the world is a bunch of pansy ass wimps!  We talk Dirty Word of the Day, then we talk about Bullying.  What is Bullying?  Who gets Bullied?  Why do we NEED to get bullied?  And… what makes Bullying an important part of your childhood?  It’s important stuff… We play a KILLER tune from the band In This Moment, then we do some shout outs and go over the TOP 10 Things to do with a boner, besides sex.  It’s a lovely show, I’m proud of it… so listen and enjoy.  Then, go punch a nerd!

In This Moment – Blood ( http://goo.gl/8yqRj )

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WBR #144 – Welcome to the Donkey Show!

WoooHooo… exciting show, babies! We start out fast and furious… we talk about what’s up, local music, do some shout outs, then we get down to business: Jeremy’s pissy moment of the week about being fat, we do a dirty word of the day, we play another new tune from Serosia and we START a Top 10 list, of top 10 inappropriate children’s toys.  We get distracted from the top 10 by several phone calls.  Starting with a call from former WhiskeyBoy Radio groupie, Katie Boyd,  We go on to talk about how useless she is, then we call the East Coast show, then we take a call from one of Katie’s friends, then WhiskeyBoy gets angry… and the show launches into a tirade.  After that we  discuss some recent fucked up happenings around the area, we play some bad ass metal music from Flood The Masses and a funny little tune about boxing Rocky.  Then it happens… Jeremy, The Sleep Rapist, describes, in glorious detail, the infamous Donkey Show… and it is awful.  Then we end the show, and lose sleep thinking about horses!

It’s a fun show, people!  Visit our site at www.whiskeyboyradio.com, call us ANYTIME at 817-727-8888 and tell your mom I said HI!

MUSIC LINKS:

SEROSIA - http://www.facebook.com/serosiaband
Flood The Masses - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Flood-The-Masses/111894695509443

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WhiskeyBoy Radio – Gulf Coast! The Intro!

Coming to you from the sandy beaches of the Texas coast… featuring the comic stylings of Producer Lants with his trusty sidekick, Jedi Jesus.  Music and entertainment with amazing Texas country and rock music, hilarious skits, and moments that will leave you asking “why?”… THIS is WhiskeyBoy Radio: Gulf Coast!  See more about the show and all the shows on the WhiskeyBoy Radio network at http://www.whiskeyboyradio.com.

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Double Shot #31 – Yea Dur Ba Dur Ba!

Another exciting Double Shot podcast is ready for your listening pleasure!  It is full of technical problems, internet connection problems and lots of bizarre stuff.  Enjoy the rants by WhiskeyBoy, the commentary by Chrys Starr, the News Updates and the half-baked ideas and insanity.  Thanks for checking us out… visit the site at www.whiskeyboyradio.com! On a serious note… WhiskeyBoy goes OFF on Obama and Lybia and pretty much tells 50% of the US Population that they are dumbasses! OH YEA, we play a killer tune from Dallas band, Miser!

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WBR #143 – Scoopin Between the Gunt Lips

It’s a flavorful episode of the show this week, folks.  We give shout outs to former cast members and play LOTS of music from Kennedy.  We celebrate the beginning of Football season and play some crazy ass internet audio clips. (Dr. Sue Johanson, Star Trek PSAs, kids dreams and more).  We have Jeremy’s pissy moment of the week, a dirty word of the day and a totally exciting top 10 list, outlining Jeremy’s top 10 favorite entries in the Urban Dictionary.  We cover some topics like, Ex-addicts and how annoying they are, People with Popcorn Lung, Young love and Grand theft auto, and Puddle of Mud in hot water!  All that, plus more dumb shit… enjoy the show!

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Double Shot #30 – WhiskeyBoy -vs- Obama

We start the show by letting President Obama (obummer) sing us a song.. then WhiskeyBoy takes on Obama and the rest of the Liberal Democrat empire in this emotionally charged episode!  We are LIVE at the Democrat National Convention, bringing you the up to the minute bullshit, from the Liberals themselves.  Then WhiskeyBoy goes Point -counter point with President Obama as he is live.  We then have a flood of over 500 live listeners who start bringing up points for us to talk about… besides all the political mumbo jumbo, we also take care of some personal business, and tell some bitches where they can stick it.  To end the show we talk about some horrible news happenings, then WhiskeyBoy tells it how it is, and puts things into perspective.  ENJOY!

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Double Shot #29 – The Pacific Coast Puffer!

It’s a GREAT little episode here, folks… featuring WhiskeyBoy, Klaus, and Zoe… Chrys couldn’t make it, because he had an AIDS treatment.  It’s super fun and full of good times.  We feature an AMAZING new tune from Dallas Rockers, Serosia!  Then we have a surprise call from their lead singer Lucas… he tells us everything that’s going on in Serosia land and we talk about musicians and work ethic!  Again, it’s a fun show, We spend the second half going over some truths that WhiskeyBoy has learned in life.

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http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/superposition-single/id555115015 

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