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WBR #107 – Pagan Lesbian Jews!

Great Gobs Of Goose Shit… what an amazing show! We were Rocking with Revengeance in the studio, playing their tunes and having a crazy good time! We premier the new intro for our show and for The Music Enthusiast Podcast. We tell how to “Chili Dog” your gals tits, we talk about the most popular toys of the 1990s, play some fucked up internet audio AND Play the song “WhiskeyBoy’s 12 Days of Christmas”… On a whole… it’s a EPIC show!

Be sure to head over to the Dark Side to get the full 2 1/2 hour episode (Free until January 1st) and enjoy some REALLY fucked up stuff, including Tank’s Hanukkah Love Poem, playing ‘would you rather’ with the band, Walmart Meth Lab, Letters from Listeners and some of the most messed up calls EVER in podcasting (we talk to a white girl who’s baby daddy might be a black prison inmate and we talk to a 50 year old retard).  CRAZY stuff, folks!

Call us up to leave a message, comment or shout out at 817-727-8888.

WBR #106 – I’m Gonna Beard Fuck You!

Hello and welcome to WhiskeyBoy Radio! We announce a new show to the station and give shout outs in support of Necrophilia to start off the show! The we’ve got a holiday song from Texas rockers The Last Place You Look and another tune from Moving Atlas’ new album. WhiskeyBoy goes OFF about Facebook we have CRAZY internet audio featuring a Rick Perry Rap, Diabeetus, Ass fucking and dick smelling! Along with some sick jokes and that’s a show folks!

Be sure to visit our site at www.whiskeyboyradio.com and call us up at 817-727-8888. When you stop by the web site you can also visit our new merch shop and get a WBR Shirt. Don’t forget about the DARK SIDE, our premium, members only extended show that gives you TWICE the show content each week… plus videos and more!

On this week’s Dark Side we talk top 10 Bras, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Occupy Wallstreet, We play some Karaoke, we have a listener call in and we talk about sleep walking and sleep sexing! Go Subscribe TODAY!

WBR #105 – We Stole This Whole Podcast!

We are WhiskeyBoy Radio and we are here to rip off the entire internet!  Happy Thanksgiving, people!  We talk Turkey, Choade Dusters, presumptuous podjerks, and have an interview with Ty Griffin from Escaping the Ordinary.  Lots of crazy shit goes down that we still don’t even understand on this episode!  We play Pile & (Damn) This Desert Air in the first hour of the show!

The entire show with the second hour is available on WhiskeyBoy’s Dark Side and gets a little out of control when Matt talks about how to discipline problem children and phone calls from our sexy ass listener chicks!  Be sure to enjoy the Dark Side shows for free until the end of the year and become a subscriber for half price so you don’t miss all the new shows and episodes coming in the new year.

Call us up at 817-727-8888 and get all our details at www.whiskeyboy.us

WBR #104 – Happy Birthday Tank & Double Fisting!

We start the show with shout outs, updates and bullshit.  And while you are starting the show don’t for get to vote for The Last Place You Look:

FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD from the last place you look. If they win all five of their nominated Houston Press Music awards they will post a link to soundcloud and unlock all the tracks from See The Light Inside You for download for a 24 hour period. please help them win the awards and spread their music to more people! http://polls.houstonpress.com/polls/hou/musicawards2011/

On this exciting episode we talk about Careerbuilder bullshit, Bobby the Tard, Double Fisting and lots more!  We have music from Bronze Whaler, The Commotion and Dawn Over Zero and we tell the truth about the REAL Tank Turner!

The Dark Side follows our first hour with some CRAZY shit, so be sure to check it out over at http://premium.whiskeyboy.us … membership is half price through the end of the year and we are donating $5 from each membership to feed hungry kids in Texas.  The whole Dark Side is also FREE until 2012, so go enjoy it for free!

See you next week, when we will release a video on the Dark Side feed, give us a call and let us know what’s up 817-727-8888.

WhiskeyBoy Radio: Episode 93 – Don’t Go Pussy Hookin!

What’s happenin, Bitches?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the worst disaster to hit America since 9/11, Mr. Obama!  We’ve got quite a show for you folks!  We have topics, jokes, puns, MORE Music from Angel Siren and special guests in the studio. As always with guests in the studio… things got CRAZY (What happens when you mix a homeless trucker with a lesbian?! – You get one of our guests!) We also recap our day of shooting our video show for the premium folks (We took Tank to get his chest waxed!)

Enjoy the show… Premium subscribers get answers to listener emails, fucked up Mad Libs, and we pose some INTERESTING Questions.  To become a premium subscriber visit www.jasonoblivion.com and join the FCC Club!

Stay tuned to our website, whiskeyboy.us and our facebook and twitter for news and updates and call us up with your shout outs at 817-727-8888.  Subscribe and rate us in iTunes and we’ll see you on the next show!

WhiskeyBoy Radio: Episode 84 – Holy Shit a Talking Muffin!

A great return of WhiskeyBoy Radio!  We’ve got a special show with the 2 original hosts of WhiskeyBoy Radio: Matt “WhiskeyBoy” Blake and Ryan ‘The Tank” Turner… along with co-host and entertainment diva, The one and only Queen C!  We play a special tribute to America, recap all the world events since the last show and some GREAT new music from: The Commotion, The Last Place You Look and Early Melodic Animals feat. Stephen Perkins from Jane’s Addiction!

We’ve also got strange news, new developments in Queen C’s love life, Phone calls from a Jew, we recap EVERY show that Tank has missed and we feature a new bit where Tank gets to wrap the show!  All this and more (including some Charlie Sheen goodies!)… enjoy the show, we’ll see you next time!  Don’t forget to give us a call on the voicemail line at 817-727-8888 and subscribe to WhiskeyBoy Radio in iTunes!

WhiskeyBoy Radio: Episode 26 – It’s a Christmas Throwback!

Hey, Faggots… I know.. it’s been a while, SORRY!  Enjoy this throwback Christmas episode from 2008.  It’s a fun little show and I hope you enjoy it.  We shall return in a week or so with some more goodness for you!!!  Be sure to call us with your comments at 817-727-8888, give us a comment on iTunes and tell your friends!

WhiskeyBoy Radio: Episode 24 – HerpiAids & Poisoned Boobies!

WOW – It’s a fantastic, boobtastic, musictastic, radtastic show Folks!  We’re recapping the Liquid Lounge show and an exciting evening filled with some drunk asian chick! We’ve got some great music, from Siren City and The Commotion, we debut a new band outta New York, NY – Forgetting Midnight, And we even have a metal cover of a super old school jam!  Dani Has News, I’ve got jokes, Carol has digestive problems and Brett calls in with HerpiAids!  It’s a fantastical journey of epic proportions… enjoy!  Visit our website at www.whiskeyboy.us, call us at 817-727-8888 and get at us on facebook.com/whiskeyboyradio.  We’ll see you on the next episode.