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WBR #118 – I Love Yoga Pants!

It’s a FUNtabulous episode, with Whiskey, Tank and Producer Lance; all live in the studio! We start off the show with a presidential campaign message from WhiskeyBoy, announcements, shout outs and talking some shit… then we move quickly to our first topic: Yoga pants and why we LOVE them! We also have music from Moving Atlas (part of the TMU Show, hosted by WhiskeyBoy Radio on March 31st), Dirty word of the day and a lovely top 10… ALSO we come up with a replacement for the common insult ‘Douche-Bag’! We wrap the first hour with talks of bullies and shit!

The second hour contains everything you’ve come to love about the Dark Side; nasty, uncalled for, and literally stomach turning humor! We love it… and that’s why the Dark Side episode is titled: Diarrhea Milkshakes! A rousing round of Would you Rather and we are out the door! Hope you enjoy the show… call us up at 817-727-8888 and subscribe in iTunes.

Dark Side Subscribers get the extended portion of the shows every week and memberships start at only $15!

SHOW ART for you iTunes subscribers is a LOVELY shot of some Yoga Pants… for you Dark Siders… well… it’s ‘special’ milkshakes!

WBR #117 – Whitney Houston, Rains & Done Deal!

What do Pop icon Whitney Houston, Rock group Rains and Texas Rockers Done Deal have in common?  They are the ONLY TOPICS we cover in this episode.. not really, but we make a lot of Dead Whitney Jokes!  We play an interview with Jeff Rains, frontman of the nationally touring group RAINS, (we find out Jeff’s preference involving Boxers or Briefs, Beer or Liquor and Tits or Ass!) then we play their killer tune “Look in My Eyes”, special guest hosts are the band Done Deal… all chilling with us on Skype and bringing an interesting twist to the show.  We talk Whitney Houston, Crack Hoes, Flu Epidemics, Chipmunk masturbation and SO much more… along with a tune from Done Deal!

In the second hour we have the return of Love Poems with Tank and we play ‘Would you rather’ with Done Deal… see who wants to stick an electric eel up their ass!  Plus i’m pretty sure we mention McCaully Culkin havin THE AIDS… and we all joke about him snorting Whitney Houston’s dead body.  AND we uncover the terrifying truth to Michael Jackson’s death.  We also talk about how the Catholic church really picks the pope! It’s an EXCITING show.. but to hear the whole thing, you have to be a Dark Side Subscriber… memberships start at $15!

We’ll see you on the next episode!  Thanks to Messer for providing our show’s Theme Song!

WBR #116 – A Beer, A Gun, & A Vagina

Fun filled, exciting show, folks!  First, we rip apart the band Staind… and tell you why they are shitty! Then we talk about MIA and her fucking middle finger & what it means for the Super Bowl… We play some Miser, talk about some bullshit, then WhiskeyBoy goes apeshit over the government, governmental control and then loses his ability to focus on ANYTHING.  We also talk about Randy Travis being arrested in Sanger, TX, we play an interview with Half-Stacked Heart-Attack and a song from The Commotion.  Much more things happen… they just weren’t written down and it all happened SO FAST!

On the Second hour we are joined by TWEAK; from the East Coast show, and we play the most disgusting round of ‘Would you Rather’ that has ever been played in HISTORY! Examples from the show:  Vomit Milkshake, Eat Crap or Butt Zit, Sand Paper Hands, Shit when you sit, drinking your mom’s period blood AND MORE!  It’s sick and twisted.. AND ONLY On the Dark Side!  SO join as a subscriber TODAY!

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WBR #115 – Fish Tits!

It’s a cluster fuck… but it’s MY cluster fuck, folks!  Not even really sure what happened to this show… it was a wild ride and I’m sure you will enjoy it!  We have a cautionary tale in our interview with Secret of Boris, we play music from TrebucheT and The House Harkonnen, we’ve got jokes, stories, bullshit, beer, more tit and rib talk and a little bit recorded with Jordan (the Music Enthusiast) at Club Dada for Escaping the Ordinary’s Vol. 3 release show.  Neighbor Lance becomes Producer Lance and a whole lot more on this show!

In the second hour we go a bit nuts… ending up playing on a roulette chat site watching random people masturbate on webcam… it was both epic and disturbing all at the same time.  We also played an interview with BAD ASS Texas rockers, Dawn Over Zero.  There is a lot more that we covered in both the first and second hours, but this show was soooo nuts I just can’t even tell you what it was, so just download and enjoy:

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WBR #114 – Ribs & Titties!

It’s the premier of the NEW Thursday night show!  Starting this week the full WhiskeyBoy Radio show moves to Sunday… Thursday nights is now the place for our NEW show, The Double Shot Podcast!  In this show we give you a preview of the new show format… it’s a quick 45 minutes, we cover 2 topics, we have 2 hosts, we play a song in the middle and it’s all fast, in your face, dirty and funny!

Tonight we talked about how bbq ribs and titties are the same thing… then we get into a GREAT talk about our new creation “BOOBY RUBBED RIBS” and how we are going to shoot the first BBQ BOOBY RIB video!  It’s going to be epic! Also, after playing a killer Bullet for my Valentine song, we get into a description of a pimple that was on my ass… and how it’s like life’s problems!  At the end of the show we discuss how much fun we will be having when WBR: East Coast member Zoe Starr dies.  It’s going to be lovely!

Enjoy this episode… and give us a call! 817-727-8888

WBR #113 – Dr. Carrot, Potato Pete & Absinthe

what a rip roaring ride of a show folks!  TANK IS BACK in the studio; We start the show with shots of Absinthe… and we end the show with lighting babies on FIRE; yea, it’s THAT crazy!  Besides getting drunk while podcasting we also play several Dawn Over Zero tunes, to get ready for their Fort Worth show this weekend, we talk about wet tshirts, Ryan McCombs, MLK day posts on Facebook, we talk Government control and SOPA, piracy, We have the WBR Video Game History Trivia Challenge, we do a little WWII Propaganda and we learn what a ‘Bear Paw’ is in the Dirty Word of the Day… all that plus some other shit in the first hour…

IN THE DARK SIDE HOUR, we kick off asking the question “What would YOU do for a 20 piece nugget?”, the answer may shock you! (yes, it’s about the sex for nugget trade!).  We do some more Absinthe shots, field some phone calls, talk movie mistakes, play a bit of would you rather, we have a NEW, AWESOME, Love Poem with Tank and we talk about pets and babies being burned alive!  Plus much much more bullshit that this hangover won’t let me remember!

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Thanks for checking out the show… call us up and leave voicemails at            817-727-8888      .

WBR #112 – 112 on 1/12/12 = End of Days and Erotic Shrimp!

Another show with food… And another show without Tank..? Sort of!  DickieBird and Neighbor Lance join WhiskeyBoy for a show and this week we are grilling super jumbo shrimp, fresh from the gulf!  We play an interview with Austin band Done Deal (www.donedealrealmusic.com) along with some of their tunes.  We talk of days gone by and if the smell of seafood gets you aroused… Throw in some teacher/student sex and various other excitements and we had a fun first hour… We even kinda got Tank on the show.

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In the second hour we get crazy with some fucked up discussions, would you rather and FINALLY Love poems with Tank!  Lots more, including stories from Whiskey’s dad that include used tampons and getting beat up my one legged men!  Enjoy the show!

WBR #111 – Knock Knock, Who’s There? Sexy News Girl Dani!

Would you rather jizz Scope mouthwash or silly string?  What would you do for $1,000,000?  These are the questions that get answered on this week’s Dark Side episode of WhiskeyBoy Radio!

But first, we have the Epic (one night only) return of Sexy News Girl Dani… along with neighbor Lance and DickieBird (Whiskey’s Dad) we make up for the missing co-host, Tank!  Dani has news, we talk about fried turkey, Whiskey’s new job, gays and minorities.  In the first hour we also have jokes and an awesome cover of Jackson’s Billie Jean from the rock group Nonpoint.  All that and lots more nonsense!

On the Second hour we hit the game “Would you Rather” hot a heavy; with all members of the show fielding questions and giving some wonderful answers to tough questions.  A few sick jokes and trying to avoid discussing sex too much with DickieBird.  It’s a Hilarious Premium section, we hope you enjoy the show!

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Thanks for checking out this episode, be sure to visit our website at www.whiskeyboyradio.com and call us up at 817-727-8888

WBR #109 – Kiss My Raspberry Ass!

WOWZA… here is a hot and heavy show for you, Folks. For some reason, WhiskeyBoy breaks into random, and frightening, songs several times during this week’s shows!  We talk about the greatest of 2011, have a Christmas wrap up, relive Tank’s failure at Trees in Deep Ellum with the ladies, we get angry at the mortgage / banking industry and define a Raspberry Ass for you!  Plus music from Dead Letter Circus, DJ Earworm, and top 10 illegal baby names… all that and more on Episode 109!

Over on the Dark Side we have much more for you… just hit up the Dark Side feed at http://premium.whiskeyboy.us to get the extended, full 2 hour, show: Including Rape in the Turner family, a Space themed big topic free for all, We find out why WhiskeyBoy wants to stop curing AIDS, Condom brands from around the world, great sports failures and, of course, love poems with Tank (Which is a TOTAL fail this week!).  Wrapping up the show with talk about Tank’s new favorite PORN!

Thanks for checking out our show!  call us up at 817-727-8888, subscribe in iTunes and tell a friend… we’ll see you next week!

WBR #107 – Pagan Lesbian Jews!

Great Gobs Of Goose Shit… what an amazing show! We were Rocking with Revengeance in the studio, playing their tunes and having a crazy good time! We premier the new intro for our show and for The Music Enthusiast Podcast. We tell how to “Chili Dog” your gals tits, we talk about the most popular toys of the 1990s, play some fucked up internet audio AND Play the song “WhiskeyBoy’s 12 Days of Christmas”… On a whole… it’s a EPIC show!

Be sure to head over to the Dark Side to get the full 2 1/2 hour episode (Free until January 1st) and enjoy some REALLY fucked up stuff, including Tank’s Hanukkah Love Poem, playing ‘would you rather’ with the band, Walmart Meth Lab, Letters from Listeners and some of the most messed up calls EVER in podcasting (we talk to a white girl who’s baby daddy might be a black prison inmate and we talk to a 50 year old retard).  CRAZY stuff, folks!

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